Big Smoke, one of the main characters in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, is well-known for his pleasant disposition and brutal skills with a baseball bat. And before he went ahead and betrayed our boy Carl Johnson by defecting from the Grove Street Families to join the Ballas gang, he’d hang around, impressing everyone with his appetite.
Famously depicted in the mission Drive Thru’, Big Smoke orders an amount of Cluckin’ Bell fast food that could probably feed five or more people with a normal appetite. Not Smoke though. To satisfy his hunger, he needs several burgers, A LOT of fries and gallons of soda to go with it.
It’s the kind of meal that only exists in #videogames. Or at least that’s what we thought.
9000 Calories In 35 Minutes
Now, YouTuber Matt Stonie, who’s made an online career out of consuming as many calories as fast as possible, has recreated the famous meal that in #GrandTheftAuto San Andreas consists of the following:
- 2x number 9, 1x number 9 (large), 1x number 6 (with extra dip), 1x number 7, 1x number 45, 1x number 45 (with chesse) and a large soda.
Now you’re probably thinking that these numbers mean nothing to you. But with the help of this essential Reddit thread, Matt Stonie managed to figure out exactly how much food Bike Smoke ordered.
The real life equivalent of the order contains around 9000 calories. To put things into perspective, a grown man needs to consume 2500 calories a day to maintain weight. Impressively, Matt Stonie managed to eat every last bit of the enormous meal. And do you know what’s even more impressive? He finished the job in less than 35 minutes.
One Of Life’s Great Mysteries
There are many things in this universe that man can’t explain yet. Like, what is the meaning of life? How do black holes work? Is there life on Mars? Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Will men and women ever understand each other completely?
Right up there with these big thoughts is the question of how Matt Stonie is able to process matter into nothingness. I mean, where does it all go? He’s a regularly sized guy, and he sits there eating five burgers, a bonkers amount of fries and enough coke to last a month like it was nothing. And in 35 minutes!
I shudder at the thought of the amount of exercise this guy must be doing. To get even more blown away by what Matt Stonie’s body is capable of processing, take a look at his YouTube Channel. Big Smoke’s order is not even close to being the most crazy meal he’s had.
What would you order if you had the same gift as Matt Stonie?
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